I have never been the kind of girl who when thinking about her Halloween costume prioritizes being “cute” or “hot” — if anything if I can go for laughs I am going to do it.
This year I have decided to still be creative while going for what is easiest. Since I just moved, have started a new job, and all my stuff is still in boxes, Amazon was my best friend. This costume is by no means cute but I think it is hysterical.
Yes I did dress up as Napoleon Dynamite’s brother who talks to hot babes online all day and is also training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite is one of my all time favorite movies, the humor in it just kills me!
So yes I may not be “cute” or “hot” but did this costume take 3 mins and did I die laughing the entire time? Yes. So that makes it 100% worth dressing up like a man. hahahahah!
Some of my favorite Kip quotes:
- “I’m just getting kinda TO’d. I mean, she hasn’t even sent me a full body shot yet.”
- “Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.”
- “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes… *all day*. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.”
Costume details are linked here:
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post! See you then!